Thursday, 29 January 2009

The Labour Religion

One thing I've noticed about Labour is they operate much like a religion. They preach to us like religious nutters do, saying we must give up smoking, drink less, eat 5 fruit and veg a day, and the new one is this change 4 life campaign. They let councils spy on us, they take away as many rights as they can get away with in the guise of combating terrorists. Well we had far more incidents of terrorism under the conservatives by the IRA, and they didn't bring in all these laws.

To me it's exactly the same way organised religion operates. Religion has the threat of hell and the devil. Labour has the threat of terrorists, which I know is actually more real than hell or the devil, but they are using it as a means to scare people and take away our freedom. I think that the terrorists have already won because the governments actions have caused a climate of terror and oppression in this country. I know this as my family and I were harassed for a short time, as people were abusing powers they had been given.

Religion preaches morals and the right way to live. Labour also like to tell us how we should live and are taking away our freedom of choice to eat want we want, smoke where we like, and watch what we want. Most of the top Labour politicians are religious, so it's no wonder they run their party like one.

Ideally I would love all politicians to be atheists, I can't see how having a religious belief is any advantage to running a country. Especially a country where most people are probably atheists or just not bothered.

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

A Poem Inspired by Our Great Leader

This poem is truly awful, but not as awful as the man who inspired it.

There was a clown
Called Gordon Brown
Who made all the children frown
For you see this clown
Had spent all their future money
So the children did not think
This clown was funny
So the adults asked him to leave
But this was a concept
He could not conceive
For he found it quite hard to believe
That all the people felt deceived

Monday, 26 January 2009

Money Saving Tips

A few tips to help in the recession, as well as helping the environment too.

1.Buy second hand, join a freecycle if you have one in your area, they are on yahoo groups and basically it's people giving away things they don't want anymore for free. Buy from charity shops.

2. Make do and mend rather than getting brand new stuff, or get it secondhand.

3. Look in skips sometimes you find real treasures in them, I got a beautiful pair of metal dining chairs all that was wrong with them was they needed new seat covers.

4. Buy from markets, buy all the cheap discount food in shops, or buy the no frills. Grow your own vegetables. Learn about nature and it's abundant and neglected food source. I make dandelion coffee by roasting dandelion roots. But be sure you definitely know it's edible before eating it and some plants have to be cooked or prepared in a certain way to make them edible. And don't pick from the roadside.

5. Don't buy top brand items, or designer clothes, you can even learn to dress make if you have the time and make your own clothes. Or even knit your own clothes. Or buy plain clothes and customise them. Also it's easy to learn how to alter clothes if they don't fit properly, or even take them to an alteration shop.

6. Buy a massive stock of food that way you'll be paying last years prices, and if you get it wholesale it will be even cheaper, obviously you do it with things like tins and dried food.

7. Cook from scratch, don't buy take aways.

8. Buy electrical goods such as computers, consoles, DVD players that are older, there is no need to buy the latest gadgets when you can wait for them to go down in price a year later or get them second hand. My computer is a dinosaur that was given to me it was an ex-company computer that would have been thrown away.

9. Generally be thrifty, buy on eBay, make your own stuff, it's easy and there are lots of internet resources on how to make anything you want to. Even homemade beauty products and jewellery

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Dreaming of Hugh

Yesterday I noticed a strange advertisement of Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall and some other TV chefs in a football kit on a huge billboard. I don't have TV so I have no idea what it was about, but I used to watch River Cottage before denouncing television. I especially loved the one episode I saw of beyond river cottage where he slit the throat of a chicken and made a woman cry.

After seeing this advertisement I thought that Hugh had lost all credibility by wearing a football kit and standing next to that idiot Gordon Ramsey (are all Gordon's idiots?). Then last night I had a really strange dream that I went on holiday to Tokyo in Japan and I bumped into Hugh and started having a big argument with him about how crap all celebrities are and how they preach to us about doing good deeds and never do anything themselves except Bob Geldof. Hugh was especially nice and even cooked me nice meal. Of course if I did meet him in real life I probably wouldn't say anything as I'm a social phobic.

Monday, 19 January 2009

Atheists rule the buses

I don't watch TV or listen to the radio. I flick through the news headlines and came across this one

Ironically this person actually brought this to my attention. I think it's a great campaign and think even more should be done. If this christian bus driver is refusing to drive a bus with an atheist advertisement, then from this day I will no longer buy anything from a christian business, or donate my money to any of their charities. Of course I won't do that as I am not that petty.

It's double standards as they are allowed to advertise their belief system and atheism is also a belief. A belief in reality, not some fairytale.

Religion is fear and oppression, atheism is freedom. If Christians are allowed to advertise then so should atheists. Atheists tolerate religion in their face everyday, so this guy should tolerate atheists. I wonder if he refuses to drive when Muslims or Jewish people get on his bus. And unknowingly he has been driving with many atheist passengers, I wonder if this bothers him to. Maybe he should set up his own christian bus service, where people can only get on with a pass stamped by a priest.
Yet again the Christians have shown what intolerant morons they are.

Friday, 16 January 2009

Interesting, but mostly made up facts.

John Major based his colour scheme on a council estate.

Henry Sellers made the BBC.

Every man made object was once apart of some one's imagination, even high rises. (It's funny how things never turn out how you imagine them).

Richard is a vampire sucking the life out Judy.

Cottage cheese is really baby sick.

Meatballs were traditionally made from horses testicles.

You really could eat your hat if it was made of leather, a bit chewy though. (Actually that is true read it in any survival book, apparently you would need alot of water to digest it.)

Boredom leads to some odd things, maybe in my case. But I'm never bored, there is just so many things to do. I think people who are bored have no imagination.

I like filling up the blog world with useless nonsense, look out for more in the future. I may even post some of my poems. At least I admit my poems are bad unlike Jen Hadfield.

Thursday, 15 January 2009

Pointless points

Apparently according to the British, the French are lazy. But I think the French are laid back, relaxed, and having a much better time than we are.

I think there is more value in doing a worthwhile job for less hours, than a job just to make money working 60+ hours a week. What is the point in working so many hours to make so much money that you have no time to enjoy the luxury's you can buy. Unless you love your job that much.

Also I think it's unfair for people to work for so many hours a week as they could work less hours and give someone else a job. Overtime steals jobs.

I don't work, but I look after children, the house and cook. If they are not jobs then why do people get paid for them.

I think women should stay at home and look after their children and should not be forced to go to work. Children are losing out because of stupid ideas. Even though some people would say my ideas are in the past. I think they make sense after all women are supposed to be nurturing and maternal, but many are now acting like men.

The biggest thing that puzzles me is feminism. I'm all for equality for both sexes, but I've come across many feminists who are who my opinion are not very feminine, and act like men. If men were to start a masculine movement I'm pretty sure they wouldn't start wearing dresses and make up and bitch like women.

I love being a woman and would hate to be competitive with men. Men and women are supposed to be lovers not fighters. Women do not look good with broken bent noses, missing teeth, yellowing skin from heavy drinking. No wonder there's so many single people.

Also I don't understand why some women are so picky, and expect some perfect man that doesn't exist. They are only made up in Hollywood by Homosexuals.

I've heard many women say why are all then good looking men gay. I've been to the gay village in Manchester and most of them weren't good looking at all. Some of them were butt ugly. The only good looking gays I know are the actors with are playing gays and are really straight.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king. That's a term coined in 1066 by Harold the conquerer after we successfully conned the Norman French into coming over here so we could take all their gold and con them into thinking they were in charge. Since that day all history has been a con, that's why we all speak French not.